A bird shitting ghost story

Good evening readers!

Every time a flock of birds is flying over me or even one bird I worry about getting pooped on. I know it is a strange thing to think about - out of all the things - I get it! LOL!

And I begin laughing as soon as the thought even enters my mind because of the silliness of it but in all seriousness how often does this happen? What is the percentage? Have you ever wondered?

I hope that next time a bird flies over you that you think of this blog and laugh too - but don't look up at the sky just in case you are the victim of flying poop.

And in case you  were now wondering like my curious mind - I did look it up - the probability is 0.05

So last night my husband and I are in bed and I ask him:

If heaven told that you have the choice to be reincarnated into either an animal or an insect what would you choose to me?

My husbands reply was something on an island away from anything that could harm him and that he would want to eat fruit all day. To this I replied okay so would you want to be in the cat family or like the monkey family - something along those lines - to which he said well I don't know what all animals live on those islands but yeah maybe like a lemur.

He then asked me what I would choose and I told him I always wanted to fly. So I would choose to be some kind of bird...and then I stopped and was like I WANNA BE A BAT!

The confusion was evident. I then explained because birds get shot or killed and they are all out during the day when those types of things would happen but bats are still a winged creature (so that I could fly) but they are out at night so I picture them having better chances of living and not getting killed plus you never really hear about bats being found dead like you do or see birds so it leads me to believe maybe they have a better survival rate.

All in all if that ever is the case I told him we should probably know what the life span is on some of these animals - because it would be my luck that whatever I picked only lived for three or five years!

LOL!!

In other news

I was walking about the house (4AM) and I walked into the hallway to get into the hall closet - just as I opened the door I could feel this cold and I mean cold air coming down the hallway - I'm talking a gust! And it came the whole beside me. I just assumed it was probably a ghost or a spirit of some kind so I just said out loud, "Don't I'm sick." 

I really wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be bothered - no shenanigan's!

So then I closed the hall closet and I could feel the cold air right next to me the whole time - like super close as it followed me into the living room. I then said, "I said STOP!"

Then if that wasn't weird enough - I shit you not - I turned to climbed onto the couch and I felt my sock pull away from my heel slightly almost like if someone was tugging on you.

After that the cold air went away and never came back. It was very odd and even now I wonder who it was. 

Of course when I told my husband he was freaking out and didn't want to hear it since this isn't the first time something happened in our house. Meanwhile my parents got the chills about it!

It's all very odd indeed!

Well that's enough ghost stories for now!

Stay safe out there && as always, I appreciate ya!