A bird watching intruder

So on the way to work today I saw a bulletin board that said the following:

Birds aren't real

Then underneath of it - in a smaller print - it read

Birdwatching goes both ways

I thought this was both hilarious and fitting because of the blog I wrote yesterday about birds*

*see previous on for more details

In other news...

I was going to the restroom minding my own business when a man burst into the bathroom without even knocking - now some of you may be thinking why didn't you just have the door locked...well for me it's not that simple.

Our bathroom door up in the office is kind of jacked up so I would have to slam the door to make it shut the whole way (that is if I could even slam the industrial door that hard) to get it settled into the jam correctly and then I could push the lock button and it would actually stay locked.

How I shut the door I could press the lock button in a thousand times and it would keep popping out and coming unlocked.

Okay so now we are all caught up - so I literally am going to the bathroom and I hear no heavy footsteps coming my way or anything there was no indication no warning - the man didn't knock. I didn't know that shut doors meant you don't knock but hey maybe I am old school. But yeah he swung the door like he knew that nobody was in there.

I screamed "HEY! HOLY SHIT!" and he was in such shock that all I heard was a very brief mumble before he slammed the door back shut. 

The lessons here folks is lock your doors (if you can) and if you are not hang a sign on the door that says something attention catching like:

"When the door is shut - please knock! Either the bathroom is occupied or the shitters clogged full!"

Stay safe out there && as always, I appreciate ya!